Why Was I Born?It was another sunny day in Ponyville, and Twilight Sparkle was just waking up. She was supposed to meet up with all of her friends and help them all with a few errands. After she brushed her mane and attempted to get Spike to wake up, she went out the door. “First stop is Sweet Apple Acres to help Applejack,” she said to herself as she was walking down Ponyville.Why Was I Born? by ~nikkichic109
She arrived at Sweet Apple Acres, and she saw Applejack by the barn carrying two barrels with her.
“Hey, Twilight! I need you to go into the barn and bring a few barrels filled with cider into the basement!” Applejack yelled to Twilight.
“Alright,” Twilight responded and went in the barn to grab two barrels of cider. While she was walking, she was starting to lose grasp and dropped both barrels, which rolled into the basement and broke.
“What just happened?” Applejack asked as she ran into the basement. She noticed that the barrels were destroyed and there was cider everywhere
Pinkie Pie Explains 4th of July [Pinkie Pie]Pinkie Pie Explains 4th of July by ~nikkichic109
Hi, everypony! And happy Fourth of July!!! Twilight wanted me to do a series about holidays that our audience celebrates since she knows I'm the only one in Equestria capable of breaking the fourth wall, thus knowing more about the audience. Fourth of July is the most important holiday for the Americans, but not the South Americans or the Latin Americans, but the United States Americans. Fourth of July is the days that commemorates the signing of the Declaration of Independence, which is a really important Word Document like the Pegasus/Unicorn Treaty.
(Cuts to Rarity, who's in her Princess Platinum costume, and Rainbow Dash, who's in her Commander Hurricane costume, who are signing a treaty.)
Did you know that before the Declaration of... whatever, there was no Fourth of July?? The British made the calenders go from July 3rd right to July 5th, which ruined everypony's barbecues. The British were mean.
(Cuts to Applejack, who's dressed like a Redcoat
Ponies are Procrastinators Too! [Twilight Sparkle]Ponies are Procrastinators Too! by ~nikkichic109
See, I have to write this essay that the teacher gave last week
And it's due tomorrow morning, twenty pages all in Greek
Now, but first, I'll check my Tumblr, Facebook, Twitter, call my mom
And just one more, one more page on I-waste-so-much-time.com
[Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie]
We're procrastinating, all day I sit here waiting
For just the perfect moment to begin
Why work? We could be gaming!
[Spike, Cutie Mark Crusaders]
[Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Spike, CMCs]
Procrastination for the win!
I have to start this diet 'cos my prom's a week away
So I'm only eating veggies, and I'm starting that today
But I'm getting kinda hungry and those cookies look sublime
Fine! I'll have just one! Or two! Or ten! Why not? It's not a crime!
[Pinkie Pie, Rarity]
The Brony Song (Total Drama Style) [Trent]The Brony Song (Total Drama Style) by ~nikkichic109
It's not easy being a brony
Both my parents and my friends don't understand
They say ponies aren't for boys
That I shouldn't buy these toys
That I need to toughen up and be a man
It's not easy being a brony
But especially a brony who's a girl
The attention's all on guys
Why can't no one realize
That there are pegasisters all around the world?
I can't make it to the meet-ups
Or contribute brony art
I'm straight, but my family thinks I'm gay
I'd buy shirts, but I'm too cheap
I'm seeing rainbows in my sleep
And I can't pull off my Pinkie Pie cosplay!
Why can't I hug Fluttershy?
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